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bedspace

The portion of a shared bed in which one person (e.g. a spouse or romantic partner) sleeps.
Please do not sleep in my bedspace. It is uncomfortable to me.
by Bed time February 11, 2010
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Bunk Beds

When one sits face to face with another on the toilet…legs spread on the bottom bunk, so that defecation and urination can occur between the legs from the top participate.
Hey, wanna go bunk beds to save some time?
by Breadfat August 20, 2021
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Bedside Manner

1. Bedside manner refers most often to the way a doctor interacts and communicates with patients. A doctor with a bedside manner is a good communicator, while one without a bedside manner may offend or may be overly abrupt with patients.
2. The ability of one to cope with the abrupt surprise the morning after interaction with a female, whom the night before appeared to be quite striking and statuesque, but now appears to be repugnant, uninviting, and reminiscent of snuffaluffagus.
1. Patient: The doctor spoke to me with such politeness and tact, his bedside manner is so welcoming.

2. Guy 1: When I rolled over the next morning after the whiskey had worn off, I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming and waking the slumbering beast that lay next to me.
Guy 2:Your bedside manner is impeccable
Guy 1: I know, I got dressed and got out of Dodge and half way to Texarkana before she stirred.
by Colt Justice July 29, 2011
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Bedscrims

to masturbate in your bed.
Joe: Hey man what's your schedule for tonight?
Bob: Idk, maybe just gonna do some Bedscrims
by SlayuuuR May 12, 2010
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Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
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Hospital Beds

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.
'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds
by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006
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notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.
I'm just a notch in your bedpost.
by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007
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