Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

bedazzled

To be bedazzled, a girl must lose the vaginal and anal virginity (birginity) in the same night. See also, Websterize, "hop the curb."

Kate lost her behymen? I thought she was a virgin! Yeah, John bedazzled her when he visited last fall.

by art carbunkle May 25, 2006

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

Bedazzled

Someone with a minimum of 7 body piercings, not including their ears.

Alice hasn't been able to go near magnets since she was bedazzled.

by Dr. Skinner April 18, 2010

bedazzled

The act of shooting a load on a girls face then throwing glitter on her face, thus, bedazzling it. Essentially, it's a 'pretty' cum shot.

Man, she was suckin my dick so hard and when I pulled out I bedazzled her face! She still has glitter in her eyes!

by TheBedazzler January 17, 2010

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017