cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

Beanerland

a term used to describe an area inhabited by a large amount of mexican individuals (beaners)

When I was six my family and I were walking around Treasure Island in Disneyland. There were so many mexicans that I told them "this place is more like Beanerland."

by biguglymexican January 5, 2010

Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

Nigger Beater

A policeman's baton.

The suspect looked like he was going to make a break for it, so the policeman had to break out the nigger beater.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004

beanerschneitzel

a cross between a mexican and a german.

oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.

by yomama99999 February 18, 2010