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Bartos

Bartos: Noun
Someone who puts drinks on someone elses tab, unbeknownst to the person responsible for the tab payment.

To Bartos: Verb
To put drinks on other peoples tabs (generally friends) without their knowledge. The act of being cheap and untrustworthy in a bar situation.

Origin: Youngstown, Ohio.
Bartender: Heres your tab
You: $200! I only bought 6 drinks!

Bartender: Your friend that just left was putting the drinks on your tab.
You: He just bartosed the shit out of me...
by john bartos February 21, 2010
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Bartosz

Bartosz is a Polish name. Bartosz is shy at first but is loud when you get to know him. He isn't scared to rebel and doesn't like being pushed around.
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Bartosz

Bartosz is a Polish name. Bartosz is shy at first but is loud when you get to know him. He isn't scared to rebel and doesn't like being pushed around.
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bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.
by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013
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blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.
I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.
by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019
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CHIEFTAIN BARTOSH

1. Of poor quality or a low standard.

2. Not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"Did you try that new bubble tea gaff on Humboldt Lane?

"Yeah man, was quite poor quality tapioca to be honest for the price, it was chieftain bartosh."
by cheeseweasel420 July 26, 2023
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'Bertos

A drive-thru Mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- The Mexican equivalent to Cheap Chinese take-out. The menu consists of typical Mexican-American fare and is usually substantial in size. It is NO generalization to note that every 'Berto's has a signature burrito- Often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
Also to note that most 'Berto's are converted Weinerschnitzel, Raxx or Naugle's restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that ALL 'Berto's have an unlimited "chips n' salsa" bar inside.

Examples of a "Berto's" include, but not limited to:

Umberto's

Adalberto's

Humberto's

Oberto's

Emberto's

Hamberto's

Bertolinos

Abertos

Robertos

Ebertos
(Calling from Drive-Thru)
"I'm at 'Bertos, you want anything?"
"Which one?"
"The one on (xy) street."
"Pick me up a California Burrito Combo, but tell 'em no salsa. I don't like the way they do it there."
"Yeah, the salsa at the other 'Berto's is a little better."
by Travieso Mentira March 23, 2008
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