Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

by Wittless September 29, 2014

Pack my beak

The act of sniffing obcene amounts of cocaine.

Hey Debbie, meet me in the bathroom to pack my beak.

Im going to the club tonight..gonna meet chicks, dance and pack my beak.

by tboy68 December 23, 2008

burning beacon of raw sexuality

Michael Jackson.

Duh!

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012

Sticky Beak

Being Nosy.
Sticking your nose in other people's business.

Stop being a sticky beak and mind your own business!

by Paul and Amanda October 7, 2007

beakis

an awesome phrase which many people use. can be a noun, adjective, verb or exclamation.

Noun - a type of animal.
Adjective - "You are so beakis!"
Verb - "Stop beakising around"
Exclamation -"Beakis!"

by olllyyy March 29, 2011

Straight beakin it

When you wear such a straight beak hat that it makes people notice you.

“Look at that man straight beakin it”
“Wow that group is really straight beakin it hard”

by Greg formula January 11, 2021

Beanos

Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.

Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!

by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019