Beach 

A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.

To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.

"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"

Beach by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023

beach 

"bitch" is what it sounds like when fobs try to pronunce the word "beach"

co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...

beach by yo mommaaaaa September 5, 2008

beach 

The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.

I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.

beach by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008

beach 

a very secret way of saying bitch.

Dave:Is it me or is julie acting like such a beach tonight?
Jorge:No she most def is!

beach by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

beach 

a way of saying bitch in secret

She is acting like such a beach today.

beach by Tiandrea December 16, 2007

Beach 

It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!

The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.

Beach by Beach-go-er July 23, 2009

beach 

verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself

One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.

Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.

beach by Gritter December 30, 2007