Bajesus

Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus

"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"

by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004

bjesus

A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".

You scared the bjesus out of me!

by terminatrix March 8, 2005

Holy Bajesus!

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009

Bajesus

Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.

James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!

by RainyDayswithRainbows February 20, 2018

Beesus

Beesus is the supreme bee god.
He has the power to put a bee curse on anything.
Beesus is responsible for words like “ombee”, “beemo”, and “beehee”

Pray to our lord and savior Beesus!

by banging fronk in the shower January 5, 2020

BeJebus

Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

SssSs

"Help me, BeJebus!"

by UCSteve July 17, 2009

Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

by The Hahn's Clock... August 5, 2008