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double buttered toast 

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin

battered 

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up
dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

Bastfried 

Best fried Bc you like fried chicken
Cheese narwhal is my bastfried
Bastfried by Waterchickennnnn January 17, 2017

Buttered my corn 

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

buttered muffin 

a pussy with cum in it
Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
buttered muffin by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006