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Harry Batten

Harry’s loves a good sesh, but the one thing he loves more than a general sesh…. Is a sesh that lasts for days and days😏
Harry will teach you lessons that no one else can. He’s always there for you when you need him and he’ll forever have your back…. Even if you piss him off. You can’t count on Harry Batten
You know that sesh head, Harry Batten? Yeh he’s actually so sweet and always does his best for you.
by Sesh ‘Ed Luke November 23, 2021
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Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.
After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.
by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020
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Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.
After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.
by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021
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the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.
Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
by picc285 March 24, 2020
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Bartenderita

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021
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Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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