Batfalcon

A bird, or way to say awesome.

Tim-tom:Dude check out that awesome car!
Kevin: Thats so batfalcon!!

by Skellator December 8, 2009

Batfap

The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.

Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."

by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013

BatFact

Fact that is not based on true facts but blind assumption.

"people who plays golf are rich." Person A
"dude that's a BatFact!" Person B

by chicbtw January 30, 2014

batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

by butter fingers November 18, 2014

batian

A common name amongst expat homosexuals who colonise various parts of Africa. It is a common feature for Batian’s to have genitals that resemble that of a forest shrew. The origin of the name comes from a Congolese Pygmy tribe, renowned for their short stature, and equally short penises. The name roughly translates as “flat headed one”.

“Get away from me Batian”

by Charles dickends November 21, 2021

Batfacing

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

by Cholohackett March 16, 2022

BATification

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.

“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”

by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023