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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting
by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010
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Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.
Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.
by Ronnie... November 11, 2006
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social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.
my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week
by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020
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Bakery

A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
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Golden Bakery

The best bakery in Perth, WA . City folk commonly frequent there doing GB runs for their co-workers.
Me: "Hey everyone im doin a GB run, whos down for some sausage rolls?"

Scotty: "Put me in for 3 simosas!"

Me: "Only if you leave the empty box on Mats desk"

Andy: "oh man that GB was good!"

Me: "i know but now ive gotta AGBB (after golden bakery bog)"
by darkglacier July 5, 2011
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bater hater

A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004
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British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.
We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread
by jerksmersh May 31, 2014
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