Bastardabhi

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

Basternet

Genital warts on the penis or testicals.

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.

by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

bastaraa

Lazy good for nothing

Get out of the toilet you bastaraa

by Bastaraa June 17, 2020