barshart

A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.

Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.

by G Richard M November 8, 2019

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.

Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!

by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

barkshard

to expel fecal matter through the anus while simultaneously barking.

"Last night around the campfire, your English bulldog barksharded all over my leg."

by polleyoo September 6, 2011

Bernhart

A gay person who is a noob while playing evony and likes to play with other players fortifications, more specifically the traps and abatises.

Bernhart played with the abatis again without any actuall attack

by EvonyMaster December 1, 2010

Bursharticup

Burping, Sharting, Hiccuping, & Vomiting Simultaneously

Elizabeth bursharticupped in front of her boyfriend, and was extremely mortified.

by AimsterEj June 29, 2009

barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose

Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?

by Lacsticles December 24, 2006

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008