A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.
Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?
You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
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"Barmp" is a a Newfoundland term which is synonymous with "(to) honk your horn" and any other such variations of the word. Often times, however, the word is associated with being angry, so you may only "barmp your horn," if you were experiencing a bout of road rage.
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Get the Barmp mug.1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
Get the Barmageddon mug.The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"
A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"
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Get the Barmale mug.Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
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