Babytard

The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.

Cool cat: Oh hey did you watch shaytards last night? It was so cute babytard sangif your happy and you know it! So precious!

Cool cat 2: I know! I could not stop smiling! Babytard always makes my day better!

Noob: lol wat u guys talking about? Whats Shaytards?

Cool Cats: ugh....

by Pseudonym27 November 22, 2011

Barbiturates

An illegal drug that is like heroin and alcohol put together. This durg was develpoed in the early 1900. Barbiturates has street names such as reds and yellows.

1.Barbiturates is like heavy drinking but you get a more sluggish feeling.

2.Kicking a barbiturates habbit is like nothing you kicked. With heroin, you vomit, your stomach cramps up, you can't eat or sleep. With barbituates you get these and more. You go in convultions. You can feel a strain on your body with you kick a Barbiturate habit

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Britard

Britard: A Britney Spears fanatic who is blind, biased, and refuses to accept any negative opinion/or speak any negative opinion about Britney. also see enabler
A Blind Britney Fan IE a Stan..

Britard speaking:
"If You Seek Amy was Britney's BEST Video"
"Circus is the Best Album"
"Her dancing is perfect"

by steven........................ June 4, 2009

Babytarded

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.

Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.

by Atomic blast January 5, 2012

bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug

Chris is an absolute bartard!

by Jon Harding February 10, 2007

bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.

Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.

by Nick Beam December 28, 2005

Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.

I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!

by mattbro10 April 6, 2017