Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

banasterbate

When someone (usually a female) uses a banana as a dildo.

Jaime loves to buy the biggest bananas for banasterbatory purposes.
Only Chuck Norris can banasterbate without a banana.

by nydavid12345 November 6, 2013

badgerbater

Someone whom goes out in search of badgers and then helps them ejaculate via masterbational methods

John was a well known badgerbater and he has helped a number of badgers in the area reach ejaculation

by robjames December 7, 2015

Bannerbasedwebsurfing

Banner Based Web Surfing

This is a new web surfing technique used by people who don't have other stuff to do. The most important thing is to surf around the web searching for banners and then click on it.

Bannerbasedwebsurfing

by hoekstra89 February 11, 2010

bastermate

an illegitimate child having sex

bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me

by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011