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spank the badger

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse
R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009
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LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.
My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.
by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017
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Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.
Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
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silver badger

Silver badger is opposite of a silver fox. He is a old ,gray ,broke player still relying on his sexual ability to get by. Also a bit shaddy to make up for his broke ass .
1.I thought John was a silver fox I was duped by a Silver Badger

2. Silver badger dont give a shit

He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.
by BBJ HoneyMandger 69 April 24, 2020
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Full banger

A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.
I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021
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ro-banger

that one white kid on Roblox who lives in a shit neighborhood and is so ugly he has to dress up and act like a member of the gang that killed his daddy so he feels like a big boy
jim, normal 8 year old roblox player: hey bob why are you all black and angry in ur avatar

bob, fucking scrawny 8 year old ro banger: SHUT THE FU UP HOMIE IM TRYNA GET THIS HOTTIE JBEHBEJEWAB

jim: bob stop trying to be a ro-banger!!!! youre white!
by dookiepoopie April 15, 2020
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club banger

used to describe a song to get all da bitches in the club movin. a song that makes you jump at a party.
Where is the club banger on the cd?
by dastar July 2, 2006
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