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Ace Bandage Wrap

Girls must use Ace Bandage Wrap when playing a guy role in a play so their boobs to stick out.
Director: You're going to have to do something about the breastes
Girl: I'll use Ace Bandage Wrap!
by asgewt August 2, 2009
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Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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Bandager

A band's manager.
Clyde: "Who is your band's manager?"

Brandon: "Correction, bandager."
by Alaric C. October 28, 2014
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bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up
by stumvi March 7, 2021
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Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.
Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023
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bandaged billy

1. Washed-rind bandaged goat cheddar with a caramelized, nutty flavor.
2. A penis that has been taped shut, usually because no condom is available at the time. Not advisable, as duck tape and similar products often do not stretch to the extent that would be necessary to prevent the skin from ripping whilst still blocking semen from leaking through the tape.
1. I tasted bandaged billy for the first time when I paid a visit to the local deli shop yesterday. Love the taste!
2. Neither John nor Mary had a condom with them, but they really wanted to go at it. They found some fabric tape, though, so it was time for doing the bandaged billy.
by omgwtfdefinition September 12, 2010
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Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.
Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”
by Cannabisius March 3, 2021
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