Ballume

The measurable volume of a man's testicles.

Your ballume is impressively large.

by landryh69 January 28, 2014

Ballbumpin'

The act of bumping ones balls to another persons balls.

I'll come to your party tonight,but it better not be a ballbumpin' party.

by Applecook July 18, 2016

Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.

Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!

by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011

Ballsmanship

1: The ability to navigate difficult situations by means of one's enormous balls.
Origin: Something between sportsmanship, craftmanship, and balls. Possibly boats, too.

Jeff, in an act of superb ballsmanship, used the public address system to win the penis game in a public library.

by Sir Brosen January 3, 2012

ballsmahalls

a bald indian man

my dad got bullied for being a ballsmahalls

by slay mamas January 5, 2022

Ballpumper

A man who regularly vacuum pumps his scrotum to enlarge the nads and the sac. Ballpumpers are usually also cockpumpers.

Look at the bulge in that guy's jeans! He must be a ballpumper.

That old guy is either a ballpumper or his ticker's not up to the task of clearing edema.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

ballpumping

The masculine practice of enlarging the nads and ballsac, using negative air pressure to force more blood and lymphatic fluids to flow into the scrotum. Practitioners, called ballpumpers, wear a jar or specially designed cylinder over the genitalia and withdraw some of the air using a pump, thus "pumping" up their basket.

I had a great ballpumping session last night - got to 16" around! Barely fit into my jeans this morning!

by tigerdave October 2, 2009