Ballrameter

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.

Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."

by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011

ball game

noun - refers to what is known as an "eight-ball" of cocaine; which is 1/8 of an ounce or 3.5 grams (3½ grams)

Yo man, we gettin' a ball game tonight?

Person1: Those kids got bopped last night right after they copped a ball game off the block.
Person2: Aw, word??
Person1: werd.

by TwerPp June 24, 2009

ballgamed

-After drinking/smoking too much to the point of passing out, the act of reaching a level beyond conciousness.
-see 'donzo'

Look at Conway right now, he looks dead, he is definitely ballgamed.

by ybless October 17, 2008

ballgazer

Slight of hand trick, such as pretending to drop a bowl of tobacco and catching it right next to your crotch. Usually accompainied with a box frame around groin region or a outstretched pointed finger aimed at your meat missle. "Ballgazer" is shouted to make everyone in the room know you've been lookin at your mates sack! Cannot be used if the intended victim does not look!

Me: ***pretends to drop lighter & grabs ballcocks"

Me: "BALLGAZER!!!!'"
Everyone in the room: "HAAAW HAAAW, YOUR A FUCKING BALLGAZER!!!"
Your Mom: "I saw him looking at your dick again, what a frikkin ballgazer!!

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

the ball game

The BALL GAME: act of two guys standing about twenty feet away from each other with their legs spread apart. The two men then take turns throwing a tennis ball at each others testicles until either, 1) one man quits 2) serious injuring including bleeding, bruising, etc. is seen.

my balls are killing me from playing the ball game last night

by Zach Ellis October 19, 2007

The Ace Amazing Ball Game

A game originating in Aberdeen Scotland in which 4 or more people stand in a circle and throw a football (soccerball to you Americans) or a beach ball to each other. If someone fails to catch the ball when it is thrown to them then they have to stand on one leg and hop while trying to catch it the next time it is thrown to them. If the person fails to catch the ball a second time, they then have to hop and use only one arm to catch the ball. Every time the ball is dropped the "dropper" makes the game more difficult for themselves (see list below). This game can take AGES to play and can be shortened by removing steps 5, 6, 11 and 12. The ball should not be thrown maliciously, and if anyone is ruled to have thrown a "foul ball" (too far to one side or aiming for an "inappropriate area") then they are punished by moving on one step. E.g. if still in starting position they shall move onto standing on one leg using both hands as if they had dropped the ball once themselves).

Start: standing, both arms
1st drop: standing on one leg using both hands
2nd drop: standing on one leg using one hand
3rd drop: kneeling, using both hands
4th drop: kneeling using one hand
5th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using both hands
6th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using one hand
7th drop: sitting (cross legged) using both hands
8th drop: sitting (cross legged) using one hand
9th drop: lying on back, using both hands
10th drop: lying on back using one hand
11th drop: lying on front using both hands
12th drop lying on front using one hand
13th drop: out

Oh my goodness at my friends party we were pissed so we decided to play the ace amazing ball game and it took us like 7 hours to get one person out.

by AndyMac January 14, 2009

ballgazer

someone who fuckin does nothing at work only stares at balls all day

hey ballgazer get to fucking work. or
billy stop your ballgazing

by mark stroh May 4, 2005