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ball bag eyes

a term used for having eye sockets saggy enough that u could fit testicals in them
mighty fine lookin ball bag eyes you got there
ball bag eyes by oldanielson February 1, 2009

Ball bag friction theory 

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'

ball bag muncher 

Somebody that gargles on a ball bag or many ball bags.
ball bag muncher by PeachyyNess January 13, 2014

Ball bag Vagina 

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.
I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina
Ball bag Vagina by Assassin006 November 20, 2013

Ball Bag Time 

A time when all boys involved produce their ball sack. Usually started by someone shouting-
'What time is it?'
and everyone else responding-
'Ball Bag Time'
Only done when drunk and in a crowded pub or to annoy a girlfriend.
Lout 1 'Hey james you got the time?'
Lout 2 'err, yeah its... 12:25'
Lout 1 'i think your wrong'
Lout 2 '?'
Lout 1 'I think its Ball Bag Time'
Lout 2 *looks down*

'Dude-'
Ball Bag Time by Olie T May 24, 2009

Ball bag blitzer 

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.
Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’