Baking a turd 

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

Baking a turd by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

Baldi 

Great Teacher due to his increible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound come from, but who made it too!

Now for everybody's favorite subject, math! "Baldi's" messages to the player.

Baldi by Dank m3m3 June 12, 2018

double baking 

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

double baking by Kampfers July 24, 2012

Baldi 

Baldi is a math teacher from the game Baldi's basics in education and learning that will give you math questions from notebooks you have to collect, but if you get one wrong he will get mad and smack his ruler,you have to get all 7 notebooks and get out of the school before he catches you but if your too slow to get to an exit he will close it and you will have nowhere to go

Baldi smacked me with a ruler because i got a question wrong :(

Baldi by monikammmmmm June 12, 2018

Baldimore

The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."

Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")

Baldimore by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baleigh 

A Baleigh is someone that is very humorous. Also someone who has natural beauty and has a lot of integrity. They can be clumsy at times, and a hard head about things.

I think that person is a Baleigh.

Baleigh by badass1233 January 1, 2012

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010