by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.
Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!
by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.
by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019

young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman
(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)
(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)
"Where im from we call them baldies"
by Throbber November 1, 2007

by Sophie August 20, 2003

by baldis basics July 25, 2018
