baldy

to have no hair on your head where its supposed to be. To have lost your hair and look unnatractive because of it.

you are such a baldy, grow some hair mike.

by havehair April 21, 2008

baldy

A girl with a shaved mitt

Budsy was on fire last night. Took some baldy home and banged her stupid.

by Mucka May 7, 2003

Baldy

A women who has shaved off all her pubic hair

Your clitty lips look lovely, Baldy

by Sophie August 20, 2003

baldy

A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.

Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.

by frederickhickory February 21, 2007

Baldi

A teacher who beat you with a ruler. Because is is I to kinky stuff or is just a father.

Yo baldi just took me to his sex dungeon and beat me with a ruler.

by FNAF GIRL July 30, 2019

Baldi

when you get spanked with a ruler

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night

by baldis basics July 25, 2018

baldy will

A man called "Will" whos a wigger with no hair

Hey you over there whats it like to have no hair, is it hot or is it cold? HOW SHOULD I KNOW IM NOT A BALDY

by Monkey Spanker August 22, 2004