Hey you over there whats it like to have no hair, is it hot or is it cold? HOW SHOULD I KNOW IM NOT A BALDY
by Monkey Spanker August 22, 2004
The professor at your school who gets mad and runs after you and tries to beat you with a ruler for every problem you get wrong.
Guy1: "Have you ever played Baldi's Basics? It's all over YouTube!"
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."
by Hwk3r June 3, 2018
Great Teacher due to his increible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound come from, but who made it too!
by Dank m3m3 June 4, 2018
Baldi is a math teacher from the game Baldi's basics in education and learning that will give you math questions from notebooks you have to collect, but if you get one wrong he will get mad and smack his ruler,you have to get all 7 notebooks and get out of the school before he catches you but if your too slow to get to an exit he will close it and you will have nowhere to go
by monikammmmmm June 3, 2018
Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.
by Baldi's Ruler May 30, 2018
common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
by Angie G April 29, 2002