Baker

To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.

I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.

by Alex [M] October 5, 2011

baker

a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.

man, that girl stinks like she shat her pants, her boyfriend must be a baker

by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012

baker

a very gifted athlete that complains about anything and everything.

"but I don't wanna win state! people make me feel bad if I win state and they don't!"

"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."

by Alack January 28, 2007

Baker

Also, known as Abubakar.
The amazingly good looking fit guy you want but can’t have. He might be somewhat of a player yes, but he’s such a good guy that you’d be willing to put that aside anyway, even though you maybe shouldn’t

Damn, I wish I could be with Baker

by 129Beautiful April 28, 2021

Baker

To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.

Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.

by Silicon Sleuth January 15, 2008

Baker

A wonderful, nice, and good looking kid. He pulls all the girls and is really smart and athletic. He usually finds the most special girls somehow. He doesn’t deserve them but he gets them. He’s hot and he’s the best cristian and friend you could ever have.

That kid Baker, is SOOO hot!!😳

by Kewlkid555 April 16, 2019

baker

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

by craz3j0e October 23, 2007