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sussy bakaning

This is the final event of humanity. The eclipse of darkness, the coming of the Creator and the Destroyer. The event horizon of no escape. The awakening of primoradial forces unknown to the human mind. Those who have glimpsed at the future of man kind have experienced this, with their mind, shattered. an Unquenchable void which approaches ever so faster. All evil, justice, right, wrong, human concepts such as these will cease to have meaning. Everyone and every thing in the universe, no, the Omni verse as a whole will simply extinguish into the matter less void of the sussy bakaning. That is when everything that that is out there, that can be out there, that will be out there, will cease to exist.
John: Hey, did you hear of the sussy bakaning? A bunch of government propaganda i say!
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by Sam connorson July 22, 2021
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green bananer

A green bananer refers to Exhibit A : a male or female who fails to get action. Hence, the banana (Exhibit B) being pursued is unpeeled by the eater (Exhibit A) and thus the banana (B) is too ripe.
"Justin is a true green bananer, that kid hasn't been laid in a year!"

"Watch out Izzy, that guy's a green bananer. He won't last long...."
by JUKAIZZY October 27, 2007
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banane

a. Usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk

Derived from banana, slang for the male genital. Essentially a more modern usage of dickhead or prick, but as a derogatory adjective.
Pronounced buh.nAEn

Girl 1: Tim's been banane shit lately. He saw me at the mall yesterday when he was hanging out with his friends, but looked away as if he doesn't even know me.
Girl 2: Hmmm.. He's still cute as ever though.
Girl 1: Go to hell!!
by Masci April 14, 2008
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bakang

A name originating from southern Africa .Bakangs are usually fun characters that cannot be taken seriously . They make friends easily and don't hold grudges . their carefree nature gets on the nerves of some. They are athletic and they have an impeccable sense of style . When a Bakang is with their friends know there will be trouble (especially if one of their friends is a Desmond). They're kind hearted, fun , intelligent characters that are always scheming.
Ohh Bakang !
Ohh that person is plotting something!
He's got a Bakang nature .

He's got a good heart full of bad intentions.
by Dethsmind January 6, 2018
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bikaner

BIKANER- If ever beauty has bloomed in a desert, it has been at Bikaner. Founded in 1488 AD by Rao Bika Ji, it's located in north west part of Rajasthan state in INDIA. The imposing palaces, beautiful and richly sculptured temples of red and yellow sand stones display some of the finest creations of Rajput civilization. It's lust for "dessert" or affection for "desert" that tickles every heart to visit Bikaner.
Padharo Marain Desh is belong to Bikaner City
by Sunil Vyas July 14, 2007
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Babanees

Surfer lingo meaning: Sexy; very attractive person, you want in their pants; a bodacious babe (male or female)
"hey sup cuz, how are those bettys in the water today?"

"Brah, like they always are here in the OC, tiny bikini's..they're babanees!"
by Cymi October 28, 2009
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bakan

In Chile we use this word when someone or something is cool.
Friend1: Oye, ¿has visto es esta pelicula?
Friend2: Ohh, si, la vi hace un tiempo, ¡Es bien bakan!

Friend1: Hey, have you watched this movie yet?
Friend2: Ohh yeah, I watched it some time ago, it's pretty cool!
by LovelyPalito December 14, 2020
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