poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

oogy badoogy

A black, adhesive booger with a hair in the middle that sticks to your finger.

I thought I was going to puke when Dave wiped that oogy badoogy on my cheek.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Bahooneys

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).

Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."

by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008

Baboon bumping

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!

Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!

by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021

Bachook

A descriptive word, meaning the second story of a yacht.

Person 1: “You see that yacht? It’s got such a nice bachook!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, it’s awesome!”

by perfectxd May 29, 2020

Baboonbama

A word that Uncle Ruckus from the Adult Swim series, The Boondocks, says when anyone mentions President Barack Obama or when an inmate mentions that they have a black president or even when he sees a picture of him. He says this when the word 'nigger' isn't enough to describe him. And it's a play on words.

'Aha! Baboonbama'll be in here soon too!'
'Nah, nah, ya'll gotta go, down Baboonbama.'
Robert: Ruckus, can't you believe it? We have a black president now! Oh wait... your black-white ass probably gon' say that this the worst thing that happened to ya, right?

Uncle Ruckus: Oh why don't ya shut the fuck up Robert.. that nigger, Baboonbama'll be in the slammer sooner than you know it...

by fuckboytoallnations June 14, 2022

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021