babydouche

1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.

2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.

3) a cute bitch

Dude A: Why do you like Lisa? All she does is treat you like crap and mooch off you.

Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!

Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.

by smatsy March 4, 2011

Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

BroDouche

a brother who is a douche. Often used in sibling arguments.

"Jasper you are such a brodouche!"
"just ask my brodouche"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

badouche juice

The contents that drips out after you douche your butt.

Had to do a hand stand to keep in the badouche juice.

by Fliptomanual October 17, 2017

Brodouche

An act of kindness offered by a close friend or “bro” in an otherwise destitute freezing environment ; where one bro urinates into the anus of another in order to raise said bros body temperature

“Doug was freezing cold in the alley behind the club, so I did him a solid and brodouched while I assured him our relationship was still plutonic”

by Unicorn69x1000 December 30, 2017

Badoucheka

I don't know what the fuck my friends were on, but this word came up soooooo... the meaning is bad douche?

My dog is a badoucheka.

by P0Pc0rnz02 May 8, 2018

bàbàdouche

A level above a Douchebag

You could be a douchebag but your a bàbàdouche.

by Bàbàdouche February 20, 2021