Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis December 13, 2012

bagus

When something/someone is deemed to be both fantastic and cool at the same time, it can be described as bagus.

That was one bagus cookie.

by Theodore! September 4, 2010

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

by PezPot September 28, 2018

Bagussy

The moist hole in a bagel discharging cream cheese

Jacob tore that bagussy up. I heard he got a BTD.

by Sebastian193 April 30, 2022

D-bagnet

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

by JPotter April 26, 2010

Baguette

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

by Find a Wingman November 4, 2019