by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009
Get the swanky bageling mug.When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
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The opposite of haggling, you are literally asking the seller to add more to the cost and they buy it.
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by the Nagler February 28, 2015
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Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
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