Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013

baffour

A big strong man who will stand out from the crowd.
He isn't afraid to be embarrased

"Ooh look at him he is an alright Baffour"

by Jimmy Legend August 9, 2016

Straightback buffs

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

baff up

To dress up

You need to baff up seriously for the awards dinner.
(You need to dress very well.)

or

She baffed up seriously!
(She dressed very nicely.)

by lilith676 October 20, 2009

Barfshart

When you are so disgusted by unexpected 'shart' that you unexpectedly barf.

Girl 1: I ate so much last night that I actually sharted myself
Girl 2: That happened to me yesterday but I took it a step further. I was having dinner with my grandparents and I was so disgusted that I actually puked.

Girl 1: OMG thats so disgusting, I'm going to barfshart now too!

by M Coopersmith + J Sanders May 12, 2011

Baffa

A last name of Italian origin. Baffas are usually very artistic and generally try to pursue a career in art. They are ruled by their emotions and can spiral out of control if left alone with their thoughts. Generally Baffas have a great sense of humor and a tendency to talk your ear off when something is on their mind. Unfortunately Baffas do not tend to have good finances due to being artists and emotional wrecks. With that being said, they do make amazing friends and will do whatever they can for you. Having one in your household amounts to owning an indentured servant.

Person A: Where is my money Baffa?

Baffa: Sorry mast'a, art just doesn't pay.

by Araknidd January 25, 2019

Buffs Glasses

Expensive Cartier glasses that many rappers wear. Made popular in Detroit.

“Buffed up like Debo, any nigga try to rob me he a jackass like Steve - O

“All white Buffies got the hoes wanna fuck me”!

I’m scared to wear my Buffs Glasses in Detroit.

by XzMpT September 14, 2018