Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013

baffour

A big strong man who will stand out from the crowd.
He isn't afraid to be embarrased

"Ooh look at him he is an alright Baffour"

by Jimmy Legend August 9, 2016

batflaps

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder

Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.

by CSmizzle June 17, 2010

baff up

To dress up

You need to baff up seriously for the awards dinner.
(You need to dress very well.)

or

She baffed up seriously!
(She dressed very nicely.)

by lilith676 October 20, 2009

Baffa

A last name of Italian origin. Baffas are usually very artistic and generally try to pursue a career in art. They are ruled by their emotions and can spiral out of control if left alone with their thoughts. Generally Baffas have a great sense of humor and a tendency to talk your ear off when something is on their mind. Unfortunately Baffas do not tend to have good finances due to being artists and emotional wrecks. With that being said, they do make amazing friends and will do whatever they can for you. Having one in your household amounts to owning an indentured servant.

Person A: Where is my money Baffa?

Baffa: Sorry mast'a, art just doesn't pay.

by Araknidd January 25, 2019

Batfleck

Batfleck - The soon to be, incredible take on the Dark Knight, by none other than Ben Affleck. Batfleck was a term created on Twitter when Affleck was announced to play Batman in Batman Vs. Superman.

Nerd 1: I can't believe they cast Ben "Gigli" Affleck as Batman! What is the world coming to?
Normal Dude: I think Batfleck will be quite cool.
Nerd 1: What did you say?
Normal Dude: I said he could be cool.
Nerd 1: Who?
Normal Dude: Batfleck
Nerd 1: BATTTTTFFFFLLEECCCKKKK

by TheRobDogg October 6, 2013

Batfleck

A white, heterosexual male that participates in Social Justice activism. Such a person is often seen has having a 'White Savior Complex' as they only ever confront other white people in political discourse. This concept arises from the most prevalent theme in super hero movies that the villain is an evil white male, and POC can only be saved by the white hero, who often sacrifices himself to defeat the villain. Such plots are particularly common in Ben Affleck movies.

This guy obviously thinks he's batfleck. He can't go five minutes without virtue signaling.

by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020