bagel chaser

A person who is attracted to Jews.

Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.

by forrest0 April 20, 2009

Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes

person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel

by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015

Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

babely

Possessing or exhibiting qualities of attractiveness and desirability and of being babelicious.

They are among my rockstar crushes - dudes who are entirely too babely and cool for me.

by M to the F April 6, 2006

baferd

A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.

She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!

by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018

Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 October 4, 2008