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The Bad Touch

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks March 30, 2009
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uncle bad touch

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van
I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch
by camping buddy June 1, 2017
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The Bad Touch

When fucking a furry, pull out the tail plug and slap the fuck-ee in the back of the head with the plug end of the tail
Went to furry con and took home a cute fox, I gave her the bad touch, she loved it that freaky bitch!
by Joe&Zach March 25, 2026
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master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.
Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!
by QueenieZ December 9, 2007
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Papaw BadTouch

An old man who touches children in a bad bad way.
After grandpa took the kids to the basement and touched them, they started calling him Papaw BadTouch
by Mr. High BP February 1, 2022
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