baconed

This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.

I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'

by bay650area September 11, 2011

balconize

to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.

After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.

by MikiBY October 7, 2012

Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

by bc0r August 22, 2014

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

Turkey-Baconed

Turkey-Baconed - 1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammer
they give up


Turkey-Baconed (with the above definitions) is a phrase originally coined in the PS3 section of the AVS Forum. It is used to derail internet threads or blogs on forums. Highly effective in ruining a troll's intentional baiting. (an internet troll is someone who posts to blogs or forums intending to start arguements). An example of being Turkey-Baconed can be found here War Bond Lighters and World War II Lighters. Now in this example a spammer attempted to just spam as many forums as possible and if you peruse that thread you will see from the very beginning it was derailed. Hence it was Turkey-Baconed. Now in this next example, Sony to post $1.1 billion loss, this was started by a troll. In this case the troll would be an XBox owner trying to incite a console flame war. It is highly common in the gaming world for fans of different platforms to have highly "spirited" disagreements. As you can see in both examples humor plays a major part in Turkey-Baconing. Along with witty banter, inane comments, and the occasional risque photo. So remember boys and girls instead of argueing in forums and blogs just Turkey-Bacon them.

"That Sony thread just got Turkey-Baconed"

by phipp01 January 16, 2009