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backwards camel spider 

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!
Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"
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backwards conspiracy 

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.
backwards conspiracy by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018

Backwards Hankie 

After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.
I just gave a backwards hankie to mimi.
Backwards Hankie by phantomed September 29, 2010

backwards texas turtle 

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.
Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

Backwards Longjump 

A glitch popularly used in speedruns of super mario 64 by long jumping backwards and spaming the A button gaining negitive speed bypassing the speed barrier since it doesnt register negitive speed thus allowing clipping and cool TASes
Bowser: This staircase is infin-
Mario:YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *Backwards Longjumps to the top of the "infinite" staircase*
Bower:Shit

backwards cowgirl 

A sexual position. The woman straddles the man while facing his feet then gyrates her hips up and down.
backwards cowgirl by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006

backwards recliner 

Similar to the "Reclining Chair", but instead gender flipped and backwards (evidently).

In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.
Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.

Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...