backporch monkey

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.

the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee

by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011

Backpocket Bitch

When a potential somebody puts you in their backpocket for a rainy day - you become their backpocket bitch. You know you’re a backpocket bitch when you’re left hanging for days on end and mostly get texts in the evening.

Similar to backpocket girl

Girl: I’m going to make him my backpocket bitch before he makes me his backpocket bitch

by ogbackpocketbitch February 18, 2019

Backpocket

1) A band or artist that is insanely good, but that no one knows about. They may have 1 or 2 songs on youtube, and the only place you can buy their music is on itunes.
2) A song or mixtape from a famous band or artist that you can only find through random downloads and links.

Hazen: Hey wait, have you ever heard of the Spokes?
Lee: No man, they must be backpocket.
Hazen: *shakes head in disappointment* that drags dude. They're too good.

by Stagedfiasco319 July 25, 2010

backpockets

to knock some 1 out or and 2 put them on their ass

"mike Tyson got put on his backpockets his last fight"
"hot sauce put son on his backpockets"

by kory August 11, 2004

backpotatoe

Backpotatoe is a delicacy within the elvish community, and is a growth found on the back of an orc.

Wow, this backpotatoe is soooo good.

by Castory Troy Cameron Poe November 19, 2010

Backpocket knowledge

Backpocket knowledge consists of useless facts that serve no purpose but are still interesting to know nonetheless

Group of smart people: *having an intense conversation about the universe*
Bob: Leaves are green because they have chlorophyll.
Group: Thank you bob for sharing your backpocket knowledge with us.

by TheBigBlackOne May 20, 2017

Backnophobia

When you are scared of someone being behind you at anytime, anywhere.

*someone walks behind person 1*
*person one notices*

Person 1: *shivers*

Person 2: You good fam?

Person 1: Yea, I just have really bad Backnophobia.

by xGodly_ April 28, 2019