aragorn

A dunedain, blessed with the gift of long life. The heir of Isildur, and rightful king of Gondor.

"A day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship...but it is not this day! This day, WE FIGHT!

by EJL January 28, 2004

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Aragorn

Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.

Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004

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Azargol

/‘æ zɑr ,gɔl/
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A post teenage woman, typically a feminazi who claims that ideal facial structures are modeled exclusively after typical white people and thus are wrong, then proceeds to get a nose job to adhere to the image of a typical white person. Someone who thinks their star sign justifies their uberkaren language and beliefs, typically someone with heavily hippocrytical double standards for racism and hate speech. An Azargol typically believes all old white men should be grinded into a paste and used as fertilizer for sustainable, organic crops to feed the minorities. Criticizes western problems and makes it her inconvenience even though she herself is not remotely affected, and entitled enough to be considered the societal elite. See Bitchasaurus Rex.

Azargol: #KillAllMen

Normal person: Stfu Azargol

by SlayerOfThots November 28, 2021

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Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

Analysis paralysis (or paralysis by analysis) describes an individual or group process when overanalyzing or overthinking a situation can cause forward motion or decision-making to become "paralyzed", meaning that no solution or course of action is decided upon.

Chidi of The Good Place is the ultimate example of Analysis Paralysis and it has now been renamed in the DSM-21(not really) to reflect this.

Tommyhanksy:
Also known as the Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

u/mymomcallsmeoops:
That isn’t even a real thing, I googled it. You’re full of shirt.

by Bobby Denver February 2, 2021

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aragorn

Aragorn is one of J.R.R. Tolkien's characters in The Lord of the Rings tirilogy. He goes by many aliases, such as Estel, Elessar, Strider, and more. He was born March 1st, TA 2931 and died March 1st, FO 120. His parents were Arathorn II and Gilraen. He married Arwen Undomiel, an elf, and they had a son named Eldarion and several daughters. He was raised in Rivendell after his father died when Aragorn was 2. He is one of the Dúnedain, a race of men blessed with long life, and the heir to the throne of Gondor, but travels as a ranger from the North. He is one of the two men in the Fellowship. He is played by Viggo Mortensen in the movies.

Aragorn chopped the orcs head off using his sword.

by KiLlMiSsaMeRiCa August 15, 2004

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