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Apocalyptist

One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.
Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.
by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010
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lesbian apocalypse

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!
by mmenewt June 2, 2022
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devil’s advocate

Someone who challenges an opposing point of view to spark debate, arguement, or controversy on a specific topic.
He will have to play devil’s advocate to get his viewpoint across.
by Raddude67 October 21, 2017
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wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.
by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018
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Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
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Advocate Doogy

A guy who lost his virginity at his 30's and claims to have dated the same girl for 8 years likely getting cucked by eight different Chads. He copes by drawing comics that look like something a 12 year old would draw in paint in 2003. He tries to "Prove incels wrong" and submerges himself in fantasies of saving females from "Evil incels" in his self insert series.
"Bro, who the fuck would draw a comic so badly? He has been drawing for years right?."
"That's Advocate Doogy for you."
by Ruqquscel April 25, 2021
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Nikocado Avocado

nikocado avocado.
by DerK_ January 26, 2022
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