Automobile

A automobile is a a duck on wheels and they are really scary because they carry

AK-47.

Jeff: oh shit is there an automobile?

Automobile: I know where you live

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 20, 2023

automobiliality

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm

Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.

by CraziPali December 22, 2009

Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.

I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.

by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

autonomia

Italian word for autonomism, sometimes used in the English-speaking world because of the movement's emergence in Italy.

It is a collective noun referring to a social force or movement, rather than an ideological appelation.

The growth of autonomia was accompanied by increasingly severe attempts to suppress the movement.

by Andy April 21, 2004

Automobilaphobia

The fear of any kind of vehicle, resulting in the automobilaphobiac to run in fear from a car that is yards away, or even avoiding to walk behind parked cars.

Jason: "Holy shit, there Drake goes again, running away from cars because of his automobilaphobia."

Tylar: "Fucking poon."

by Raw-Doggin Rhukz December 29, 2009

automobiliaphilia

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.

My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac

by Xander H February 26, 2015

Automobate

To masturbate while driving an automobile. Sometimes you just have to get rid of a rager that just won't go away and you know you will not have the opportunity to do so at the destination location, so you just fire one away on the turn pike.

Tyrant: I hate working this late shifts. It's hard to stay awake on the ride home and I am too tired to bone my gf when I get home.

Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 5, 2019