audible brown

During the commission of vaginal sex in the "doggy-style" position, the man sticks his arms out (as a QB would when calling an audible) and yells "Audible brown! Audible brown!". He then withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina and re-inserts it into her anus. This move is perfectly legal when in question of having anal sex since the man has made clear of his intentions.

"Yeah baby, how's that feel?"

"Good, but I've got something better! ... Audible brown! Audible brown! Hutt!"

by funnysex October 30, 2007

Audible484

the sexiest/best rapper to ever walk this planet! (one half of the twisted emcees)

Person 1: "Have you heard Audible484's new single?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, his mixtape "Reefer Madness" is the shit!"

by jhordanlynn_ October 19, 2009

Audible Magic

An Orwellian organization run by Communist Party USA whose primary goal is creating technology to prevent you from uploading certain copyrighted content to prevent piracy. It often does not recognize fair use due to it being automated, making expression under the First Amendment a hassle. A company that will certainly cause the next civil war over creativity and expression.

A number of websites grossly exploit Audible Magic's technology, including YouTube, Twitch, MySpace, Vimeo, and many others.

by The Real Driller August 22, 2022

Sub Audible

The sounds of nothing. The white noise of our environments. You don't hear it except when you do, when you're aware. But then it all fades into the background the moment you're distracted

"Do you hear that?"
"No...?"
"That tapping noise."
"Ohhh, I hear it now that you've pointed it out."
"That's called sub audible"

by That_one_gal_in_the_corner September 11, 2018

goin' audible

When you get so hammered that your body shuts down your sense of sight and only uses sound.

**Slogan** "To close for sight, switching to sound"

Andrew: "Ah shit look at Drew and Charlie...are they working that 250 pounder?"

Graham: "Yep, they've Gone Audible"

or

Mitch: "I'm goin' audible tonight"

by GMac October 18, 2007

audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009