Aubergine Smack

A sexual practice, primarily conducted by vegans and vegetarians, in which a partner slaps an eggplant on the other patner's buttcheek until it turns red.

I gave her that aubergine smack and shit started to get hot.

by stalin's swallower November 28, 2020

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aubergine

The emoji or family friendly version of the word shlong usually used in texts

you have a miniscule aubergine

by swellyboi December 26, 2020

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Dirty aubergine

When you unload in someone’s mouth then mix it with orange juice then drink it from there mouth

Today for breakfast I did a dirty aubergine with my boyfriend to go along with my eggs

by Thistookmesolongtosignin January 7, 2021

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An affliction that is known only to a selection few rare & special individuals whereby during interaction with the aubergine plant, the substance of the aubergine results in a phlegmatic response by the body. Their brave sacrifice will be remembered.

Oh, my goodness gracious me, the auberginitis in the polytunnel today causes me to swoon! Quick, get the smelling salts ready!

by BrawTumshie October 7, 2025

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