A Daan Attempt

A Daan attempt is not knowing what your doing but brining it with a cocky level of confidence so stupid people believe that you're pulling it off.

“Yikes man that was a Daan Attempt at playing the guitar”

by notnathamj November 16, 2017

adding somes reallife name in an attempt to be funny

Also known as a dumbass talking shit behind a screen

Duh

by John May 6, 2003

Desperado Attempt

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.

Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!

by FWL January 13, 2008

poor attempt

Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits

Lad 1: look at this cig I rolled
Lad 2: Ahaha mate poor attempt

by 15ejcauchi April 5, 2017

suicide attempt drop

To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.

"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."

by WalterGirlPaige February 10, 2014

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.

Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.

by BoboJones April 12, 2014