Aston

Coach hire, tours in Somerset, UK.

That's Aston for you.
I want to on a tour, I'll call Aston.

by astonmotivator December 25, 2009

ASton

a booby trap licker who gets all the big tiddies

Fuck off Aston get your tongue of my tits

by Steven Jobbyson November 5, 2018

Aston

Is a beautiful girl people are jealous of her name and style all they boys love her she has sass in her but that's the best part about her its a beautiful name and so creative anyone would be lucky to have her as a friends and a beautiful name also she is amazing

Aston has friends

by Amylive22 August 13, 2015

Aston

A mother fucking cunt that likes to fist any thot that he sees. He would wank to pretty much everything and also has a habit of dipping his dick in vegemite to make it "more larger"

That kid back there is acting like such an aston

by Analballsack September 16, 2019

Aston

Is a fucking cunt and will backstab you in a fight in fortnite he will be nice then steal your loot.

That's an annoying aston!

by Nightmare Forest September 4, 2019

Aston

The name of an astonishingly stupid person who seemingly became that way by means of being hit in the head with stones or rocks

Aston is so stupid. Its not as if he suffers from any sort of congenital defect. Maybe he got hit in the head by a stone. It's amaze that he can find his way out of a wet paper sack

by Smith, word December 12, 2018

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013