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The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.
Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"
by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009
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asscrack express

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009
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Douchebag Asscrack

A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.

A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.

Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!
DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!

Girl- :)

DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter

Girl- WTF

DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!
by Homediggity playa June 23, 2011
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asstraction

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."
by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007
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asstracks

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.
I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.
by frankieman June 23, 2005
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asscrack

when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together.
Britney Speares has way to much asscrack
by Jane Doe December 14, 2003
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Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."
"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"
by S. Prime March 24, 2009
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