Asstoo

The tattoo that girls get above their ass crack.

"Did you that girls asstoo?"
"No"
"Man it said "bootylicious", unreal. She let me take a pic of it!

by pv123 July 20, 2008

asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

asstoomouth

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.

Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.

by Brotanical October 10, 2017

astoot

Alert and savvy about either brass-band instruments or farting.

An astoot person knows dat da herding-horn-toting Little Boy Blue will shed tears if you wake him from his nap.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023