assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking

"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"

by Beth G. November 13, 2007

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ashtonitus

Ashtonitus is a disease. When you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it's because you have a bad case of Ashtonitus. If you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.

ugh...muhnamuhna..ummurm...Who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. Darn Ashtonitus!

by nicole asuncion May 2, 2007

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Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

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assonate

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.

Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.

by 46cjb November 29, 2010

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asconite

Asconite. When someone tells you about a wonderland from kids stories, or a place that only high people go. Or descrbing a place that sounds lik it was someone high on weed who came up with it.

Dad:"Hey buddy let me tell you about this place, it is full of candy, unicorns and everyone is happy" Kid: "Wow dad, that sounds like total asconite"

by DashMcTitan March 2, 2015

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