assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty

Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.

by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

Assfojingle

Someone Who Is A Complete Asshole. And Hasn't Bathed In a Week

"Hayden Ball You Dirty Little Assfojingle"

by Figgle Blag July 31, 2009

assthing

Something that pisses you off

"Why won't you work you stupid assthing," Mychie yells at the Roku box.

by ToraKet March 1, 2016

assting

Texting with that ass

I caught my girlfriend assting me

by babiesonfire August 17, 2016

asscocking bitch roach

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.

"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

by My handles up your mom's ass October 24, 2018

Ashtaking

Taking the piss by using stupid hashtags

Chris: I don’t fully understands hashtags but think they are somehow relevant to what I am saying #idfuhbttasrtwias
Me: stop ashtaking you #tit

by Djcrossley November 14, 2018

just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018