asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.

Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.

by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008

Assperger

(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"

Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.

by zhivago16 March 3, 2017

ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

Assplesauce

That chunky oily discharge that is excreted on a Mexican food fart.

Oh man, I ate at Taco Bell this morning and now I have assplesauce in my shorts.

by Big Game James May 5, 2006

assweeble

One who weeble's the ass.

David Roth is an assweeble.

by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003